Final Chapter, in which JR finds the source of bird flu and saves the world from pandemic

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Finding no virus in Beijing we flew north to Shenyang in the heart of the Chinese poultry region to do a series of lectures to help our State Department explain the impact of open capital markets on Chinese companies and investors. There, we hit pay dirt. Actually, pay bird.

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With the help of my State Department hosts, I determined that this giant yellow duck in front of the best duck restaurant in Shenyang started the whole pandemic thing.

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I had no choice. For the good of the world I decided to eat him before he could strike again.

He was delicious. The End

JR

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One Response to “Final Chapter, in which JR finds the source of bird flu and saves the world from pandemic”
  1. Dave says:

    Well done Mr. Bond! You have assuredly saved the world from certain doom!